Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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