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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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