So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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