Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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