Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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