we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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