Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Two words: blizzard sex
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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