took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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