Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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