I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
