Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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