i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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