can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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