Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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