The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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