Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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