No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm too high and old for this...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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