You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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