Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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