So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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