its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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