if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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