This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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