What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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