omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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