I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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