Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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