Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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