Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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