I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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