He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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