i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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