Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm too high and old for this...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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