his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Shame - the story of my life.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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