Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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