please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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