There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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