I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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