I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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