so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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