if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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