I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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