I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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