He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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