You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she told me i tasted like america
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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