Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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