he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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