I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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