You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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