Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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