eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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