My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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