I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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Everyone says I win the strip club
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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