he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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