That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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