I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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